Bramell, Party of Five: You are Probably a Mom If (Part 2)....

Monday, September 10, 2012

You are Probably a Mom If (Part 2)....

If you missed Part 1 of this post, don't worry!  You can scroll down and see it from last week. Really, this list could go on forever, but I decided to give you Twenty Signs That You are Probably a  Mom.  Here are the final 10.

You are probably a mom if: 

 1.  You go to a lot of birthday parties for people who are not old enough to drive.

 2.  You've been in every public restroom in town.  Seriously--what is it about walking into store that makes them have to pee?  

 3.  The receptionist from the pediatrician's office recognizes you in Walmart. You don't know her name, but she darn sure knows yours.

 4.  When your house is too quiet, you go looking for bodies.

 5.  Your most embarrassing moment involves Red Lobster, projectile vomiting and a dining room full of people on a Saturday night.  (or again, maybe that's just me)

 6.  You have wrapped a birthday gift in your vehicle en route to a party.  (From my friend Amy at mommyhallpass)

 7.  It doesn't bother you if your little boy wants to wear nail polish and princess dresses with his sisters. But it bothers your hubby, of course.

 8.  You know the "kids eat free" restaurant schedule for the entire week.

 9.  More than anything, you just want new carpet and furniture.  True story.

10.  You know who lives in a pineapple under the sea.  And you wish he'd stay there!

Thanks to my new friend Sarah at Our Daily Craft, a BONUS reason---

You are not afraid of poop--changing it, or talking about it with other grown women in any social setting.

1 comment:

  1. Poor Evan! At least it doesn't hurt or itch. I love your 20 signs! ;)


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