This week's Twin Tuesday goodness is brought to you by Girl Twin. Twice in one week, she's had us laughing our heads off. This girl. I tell ya, she's a mess.
The other morning I was getting the kids ready for daycare. It's always a frantic time, and this was no different. Boy Twin was eating a waffle and apparently laid it in the floor when he came into the bathroom to get his hair brushed. When he went back to get it, it was gone and he was crying.
Me: Fergie! Did you eat that waffle??? This, as the dog is walking out of the room with her guilty face on and her head hanging low.
Girl: Fergie can't talk. Only kitty cats can talk. (well, duh)
Me: What do cats say?
Girl: Meow!
Over the July 4th weekend, Girl Twin ran through the yard barefoot and bloodied her pinkie toe. After a band-aid and much fuss, we got it to quit bleeding. Then we realized the toenail wasn't going to survive. Now, a week later she lost it.
We were spending the weekend at Grammy's when it happened. I took her into the bathroom for yet another band-aid. As I'm getting it on, she very seriously asked me if the tooth fairy was going to come get her toenail. I said no. Then she dropped it on the carpet and we never found it. Have fun with that, Grammy!
She is indeed a funny kid! That pic you captioned as "Miss Sassy" says it all. She is so smart and you will have trouble from that one...and she may even involve her brother. Maybe the good boy in him will tell on his evil twin. Ha! Don't worry about the lost toenail (my trusty vacuum cleaner will take care of that). She certainly didn't once she found out she wasn't getting any money for it. After ripping it loose on the fence and all that blood and pain and numerous band-aids, I thought it should be worth SOMETHING when TP pulled it off. You know, for pain and suffering. Can't wait to see y'all again!
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Grammy
Maybe there should be a toe-nail fairy.
ReplyDeleteToo funny though what a disappointment about the toenail fairy... :)
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